英语小笑话

于小林

炎炎夏日，何以解暑？那自然少不了品尝美味的水果了！夏季可以吃到的水果还真不少。下面列出了很多水果，有些是夏天独有的哦！

Drunk

One day，a father and his little son were going home.At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now，he asked， “Whats the meaning of the word ‘Drunk，dad？”“Well，my son，”his father replied，“look，there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”“But，dad，”the boy said，“theres only one policeman！”

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有问不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答道，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

How Many Eggs

Teacher：A farmer raises five hens.A hen lays one egg each day.Tell me，how many eggs does the farmer get in a week？

Student：Do the hens have a break on weekends？

多少鸡蛋

老师：一个农场主养了五只母鸡，一只母鸡每天下一个蛋。告诉我，农场主在一周内可得到多少鸡蛋？

学生：母鸡周末休息吗？

The Biggest in the World

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

Teacher：Peter！Tell us，whats the biggest in the world？

Peter：Well，well...eyelids.

Teacher：What？Eyelids？

Peter：Yes，sir.Because as soon as I shut my eyes，the eyelids cover everything of the world.

世界上最大的東西

老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？

彼得：这，这……眼皮。

老师：什么？眼皮？

彼得：是这样的，老师，因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。