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测试:你是哪位希腊天神?

2013-04-07byBeckyFerreira

疯狂英语·中学版 2013年3期
关键词:及时行乐天神信使

by Becky Ferreira

1. Which of the following powers would you most like to have?

a) The ability to see the future. (1 point)

b) Unmatched[无人可敌的] partying abilities. (2 points)

c) Flight (super speed inclusive). (3 points)

d) Shapeshifting[变形术]. (4 points)

e) Supremacy[霸权] in every form of combat[搏斗]. (5 points)

2. What do you do in your spare time?

a) Take sides in other peoples fights, and win them for them. (5 points)

b) Mess with[与……厮混] my minions[奴才]. Its fun! (4 points)

c) Travel. I love getting myself into trouble in every culture. (3 points)

d) Look for inventive[善于创造的] new ways to indulge[纵容] myself. (2 points)

e) Write the best music in the universe. (1 point)

3. Which of these birds would you most like to have as a pet?

a) A hawk[打猎用的鹰(隼)]. They can keep up with me. (3 points)

b) A raven[乌鸦]. They are great messengers. (1 point)

c) A vulture[秃鹰]. We have similar interests. (5 points)

d) An eagle[鹰]. Because they rule. (4 points)

e) Not really into birds. Id prefer a panther[豹], please. (2 points)

4. What do other people like most about you?

a) My sense of humor. (3 points)

b) My confidence[信心]. (4 points)

c) My loyalty[忠心]. (5 points)

d) My laid-back[懒散的] attitude. (2 points)

e) My looks. (1 point)

5. Your friend is captured[捕获] by a band of dangerous centaurs[人首马身的怪物]. What do you do?

a) Some of my best friends are centaurs! Let me do the talking. (2 points)

b) Fly the friend out, and play a clever prank[恶作剧] on the centaurs to discourage[试图阻止] repeat offenses[冒犯]. (3 points)

c) I wont even have to fight them: just approaching[接近] them will scare them away. (1 point)

d) Any friend of mine can handle a centaur gang. (5 points)

e) Whatever. Im busy. (4 points)

把分数加起来,再除以五,然后四舍五入,看看自己是哪位天神:

1分:你是阿波罗(Apollo,希腊神话中的光明之神、文艺之神)!你不单是人们关注的中心,还是整个太阳系的中心呢!你不仅聪明、有天赋,而且相貌堂堂,怪不得你是史上最受欢迎的天神之一。尽管你有时会因此变得自大傲慢,但鉴于是你让地球上所有生命得以存在,这个小缺点又何足挂齿呢?继续发亮发热吧!

2分:你是狄俄尼索斯(Dionysus,希腊神话中的酒神)!你是一个派对动物。无论走到哪里,或者跟谁在一起,你总能享受快乐的时光。你不是一个有长远计划的人;你信奉“及时行乐”,并把你的快乐主义传递给每一个人。继续摇滚下去吧!

3分:你是赫耳墨斯(Hermes,宙斯最忠实的信使;司畜牧、商业、交通旅游和体育运动的神,还是小偷们所崇拜的神)!你是众神的信使,也意味着你值得信赖,大家都对你委以重任。然而,与神祇相比,你更喜欢帮助凡人。你喜欢从众神手中骗取各种物件,然后把它们送给人类,人们因此对你深表尊敬。你游走世界的故事也为人所津津乐道。继续嬉闹、游走世界吧!

4分:你是宙斯(Zeus,希腊神话中统领宇宙的天神)!你拥有至高无上的力量和智慧,所有天神和凡人都对你深表敬畏。当然,你有自己的行事计划,而且你往往因为更重视自己的事情而忽略了其他人的利益,但谁在意呢?你是国王啊!继续统治万物吧!

5分:你是阿瑞斯(Ares,古希腊神话中的战神)!头脑清醒的人绝对不会去惹你,因为你是宇宙间最令人闻风丧胆的战士。你认为只有搏斗技巧能成就一个人。因此,你的崇拜者和跟随者都很惧怕你,而不是敬爱你。可怜的孤独战神!继续战斗吧!

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