幽默二则

王　锐／供稿

We Always Sell Them Together

Customer: Id like to buy the

book How to Become a Millionaire Over-night. (The clerk went to the back of the shop ,returned with two books and started to wrap them.)

Customer: I only asked for one book. Clerk: I know. The other is The Penal Code. We always sell themtogether.

我们总是两本一起卖

顾客：我要买一本《快捷致富术》。（营业员走到后面拿了两本书回来，随手把书包好。）

顾客：我只要一本。

营业员：我知道，另一本是《刑事法典》。我们总是两本书一起卖。

How about the Last Date?

A man is taking a woman home from their first date, and he asks if he can come inside. “Oh, no,”she says. “I never ask a guy in on the first date.”

“Okay,” the man replies, “how about the last date?”

那最后一次约会呢？

一名男子送一个初次约会的女子回到了家，他问自己是否能进去。“噢，不行，”她说。“我从不让初次约会的男子进

门。”

“好吧，”男子回应，“那最后一次约会呢？”