喵会玩
2020-12-14
What's the difference between
a cat and a flea? Cats can have
fleas, but fleas can't have cats.
猫与跳蚤之间最大的区别是什么?猫身上可以有跳蚤,而跳蚤身上是不可能有猫的。
WHEN CATS ARE SAD.
Bartender: What'll you have?
Cat: shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it}
{Cat slowly pushes it off the bar}
Cat: Another.
当猫悲伤的时候。
酒保:想喝点什么?
猫:来点朗姆酒吧。
【酒保倒了杯朗姆酒】
【猫把酒推下吧台】
猫:再来一杯。
An English cat, named"One Two Three",
and a French cat, named"Un Deux Trois",
had a swimming race .
Un Deux Trois'cat sank.
注:Un Deux Trois是法語,发音似“under water”,意思是“水下”。
一只叫作“1,2,3”的英国猫和一只叫作“1,2,3”的法国猫一起参加了游泳比赛,结果叫“1,2,3”的法国猫沉入水中。
I am really good at sleeping,
I could do it with my eyes closed.
我很擅长睡觉,因为我闭着眼睛就能做到。
You can give a cat a fish,
and he'll eat for a day;
or you can teach a cat to fish,
and he'll sit in his boat pouting all day.
Because nobody will give him another fish.
如果你授猫以鱼,它会高高兴兴地吃上一天;
如果你授猫以渔,它会安静地坐在船上忧郁一天。
因为没有人给它鱼吃。
(以上内容选自《给我你的喵咪看看》,北京紫图图书有限公司出品)