Easter Fun

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Q: What do you call abunny[小兔子]with a large brain?

A: Anegghead[蛋头，书呆子].

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It mightcrack up[大笑，损坏]!

Q: Why are youstuffing[塞满，填满]all

that Easter candy into your mouth?

A: Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Q: Did you hear about the farmer who

fed crayons to his chickens?

A: He wanted them to lay colourful eggs!

Q: Why did the Easter bunnyshave off[剃掉，刮去]hisfur[皮，毛皮]?

A:Global warming[全球变暖]!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

[hʌlk] n. 绿巨人浩克lizard ['lɪzəd] n. [动]蜥蜴

sloth [sləʊθ] n. 树懒u=youpls=pleaseurself=yourself

filthy ['fɪlθɪ] adj. 不洁的，污秽的

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