学校二三事

一沁供稿

1.2.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 (ate) 9.

Why is a math book always unhappy?

Because it always has lots of problems.

3.4.

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

It waves[波动；挥手示意]!

What kind of chain[链]is edible[可食用的]?

A food chain!

5.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

They stand near the fans[粉丝；风扇].

6.

Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?

Because he broke a record[最高纪录；唱片]!

7.

Why did the student take a ladder[梯子]to school?

Because he/she was going to high school!