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Jokes: Teacher and Pappu 笑话:老师与帕普

2016-11-27fromFunzug

疯狂英语·初中天地 2016年1期
关键词:字母表坦白鳄鱼

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Jokes: Teacher and Pappu 笑话:老师与帕普

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Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell “crocodile[鳄鱼]”?

Pappu: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”.

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu: I is...

Teacher: No, Pappu.Always say, “I am.”

Pappu: All right...“I am the ninth letter[字母]of the alphabet[字母表].”

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of “coincidence[巧合]”?

Pappu: “My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time.”

Teacher: George Washington not only cut down his father’s cherry[樱桃]tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Pappu: Because George still had the axe in

his hand?

Teacher: Now, Pappu, tell me frankly[坦白地]do you say prayers[祷告]before eating?

Pappu: No, sir, I don’t have to.My mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his?

Pappu: No, sir, it’s the same dog!

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!

Pappu: Yes, it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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