笑话两则

Hen's Legs

Son:Dad,why are hen's legs short?

Father:Foolish question?选Don't you know?If hen's legs are long,eggs will be broken when hens lay them.

母鸡的腿

儿子:爸爸,为什么母鸡的腿很短?

父亲:提这样的傻问题!难道你不知道吗?如果母鸡的腿太长,下蛋的时候会把鸡蛋摔破的。

Beef and Fish

Bob:I've been eating beef all my life and now I'm just as strong as an ox.

Jim:That's funny.I've been eating fish all my life,but I can't swim at all.

牛肉和鱼肉

鲍勃:我吃了一辈子牛肉,所以,现在我壮得像一头牛。

吉姆:真是笑话。我吃了一辈子鱼,可我根本不会游泳。