游戏和笑话

Riddles: What am I?

猜猜我是谁?

1) You will never find me with anything else; the dead eat and dream of me, but if the living eat me they will die.

2) What can run but never walks,

Has a mouth but never talks,

Has a head but never weeps,

Has a bed but never sleeps?

3) No legs have I to dance,

No lungs have I to breath,

No mouth have I to whisper and roar,

Yet I do all of these.

4) I can go both quickly and slowly,

Though rarely at a speed people like,

I am needed by everyone but people dont truly value me until I am gone.

Jokes: Have a laugh.

开怀一笑

1) 'Am I the first man you have ever loved?' he said.

'Of course,' she answered 'Why do men always ask the same question?'

2) When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.

My grandmother would tell me, 'You're next.'

However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

3) In the first year of marriage the man speaks and the woman listens,

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens,

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

4) A teenage girl was talking on the phone for half an hour and then hung up. Her father, looking amazed said,' wow! That was a real quick conversation for you. You normally talk for hours. What happened?' His daughter replies, 'wrong number.'

Brain Teasers: Figure out the solution to how this was possible.

脑筋急转弯

1) A woman shoots her husband. She then holds him under water for over five minutes. Still not satisfied she hangs him. Yet just a short while later the happy couple goes out to dinner.

2) There was a man who killed his mother and was born before his father, but everyone who knew him considered him perfectly normal.

3) It was late evening on a cloudy night and David and Sherry were reading their books in the living room when the power and lights suddenly died. David decided to go to bed, while Sherry decided to carry on reading. She had no problems reading the last chapter and yet she didn't have any device to create artificial light.

4) A man tells his three sons that he will leave all his money to the one who can fill his empty living room completely by spending just a couple of coins. The first son buys some sticks but fails to fill the room. The second buys some straws but a few gaps still remained. The third son succeeded and spent the least money.

Puzzle: Sudoku

智力测验:数独(即每个数只能出现一次)

Fill each empty box of the grid with a number so that every row, every column and every 3x3 box contains one ocurrence of each number from 1 to 9. There is no need to guess just use logic, and there is only one right answer. Good luck!

在每一个(即3格宽乘3格高)小九宫格中,分别填上1至9的数字,让整个大九宫格每一列、每一行的数字都不重复。不要猜测,用你的逻辑推理能力吧,只有一个正确答案噢!祝您好运!

Crossword Puzzle

纵横拼字迷

Find the 23 hidden words and don't forget to look diagonally! All words are 3 to 10 letters long and some words will share a letter.

找出23个隐藏的单词,而且不要忘了从对角线观察噢!所有的单词都含有3-10个字母,而且有的词会公用一个字母噢!

Words: Are you sure?

词语:你确定吗?

There are five words in each section, but ONE of them is NOT a real word recognised by a respected English dictionary. Can you spot which one? If you get it wrong don't worry, grab a dictionary and find out what some of these crazy, rarely used words mean!

每一个部分中有五个词,但是它们中有一个真实的词是不被权威英语词典所认可的。你能认出来是哪个么?如果弄错了,也没关系,抓起一本字典,找出这些古怪而且基本不使用的单词的意思吧!

1. a) Dormer b) Marcor c) Firmly d) Warder e) Unfelt

2. a) Sylph b) Thirds c) Harper d) Samael e) Venire

3. a) Titbit b) Drosky c) Seroon d) Morra e) Cingle

4. a) Rimer b) Works c) Soirie d) Plinth e) Shears

5. a) Entgtg b) Sloyd c) Furor d) Bolero e) Shaker

6. a) Owner b) Featly c) Clack d) Fangs e) Entete

Answers 答案

Riddles

1) Nothing

2) River

3) Fire

4) Time

Brain Teasers

1) The wife is a photographer. She shot a picture, and then developed it before hanging it to dry.

2) His mother died giving birth to him in the presence of his father.

3) Sherry was blind and was reading using Braille.

4) He bought a candle and one match, set it in the middle of the floor, waited for night and filled the room with light.

Crossword Puzzle

Answers: ( Heart, Ring, China, England, Dream, Earth, Pit, Tiger, Pandas, Bicycle, Enterprise, Cat, Archery, Master, Meat, Prison, Trip, Queen, Charm, Ant, Death, Hot, Help)

Words

1) Unfelt

2) Samael

3) Morra

4) Soirie

5) Entgtg

6) Entete