开心魔方

张志刚

Whose Son Is the Greatest?

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Hello, Monsignor!”

The second mother went on, “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, ‘Hello, Your Excellency!”

“My son is a cardinal,” continued the next one. “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Hello, Your Eminence!”

The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-ten tall and weighs 300 pounds,” she said. “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Oh, my God!”

谁的儿子最伟大

四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师，”第一个骄傲的母亲说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师！”

第二个母亲接着说：“我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下！”

“我儿子是红衣主教，”第三个母亲继续说道，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教！”

第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：“我儿子身高6英尺10英寸，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！”

Stupid Orders

When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.

One day, when the two brought sacks of flour home on their donkeys, they had to cross a shallow river. When they were in the middle of it, one of the sacks on Nasreddins donkey began to slip, so his father said, “That sack is nearly in the water!Press down hard on it!” His father of course expected that he would do the opposite, but this time Nasreddin did what his father had him to do. He pressed down on the sack and it went under water. Of course, the flour was lost.

“What have you done, Nasreddin,” his father shouted angrily.

“Well, Father,” said Nasreddin. “This time I thought that I would do just what you told me to show you how stupid your orders always are.”

愚蠢的命令

当纳斯雷金还是个孩子时，从来不按照别人所说的去做。所以他爸爸想要他去做某事时，常叫他做相反的事。

一天，父子俩用毛驴驮着几袋面粉往家走，路上必须经过一条不深的小河。父子俩走到河中心时，纳斯雷金牵的那头毛驴上的一袋面粉开始往下滑了。他爸爸说：“那个袋子快掉进水里了，使劲往下按！”他爸爸当然是希望他像以往一样，干和他所说的相反的事。可这次纳斯雷金却按照他爸爸所说的去做了。他使劲一按，袋子沉进水里了。当然，这袋面也没有了。

他爸爸愤怒地喊道：“你干的什么事！”纳斯雷金说：“嗯，爸爸，这次我想按你所要求的去做，好证明你以往的命令是多么的愚蠢。”