小幽默三则

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Two Pronouns

The teacher said to a student, “Saud, name two pronouns.”

Saud who suddenly woke up said, “Who, me?”

两个代词

老师对学生说：“Saud, 给出两个代词。”

突然从梦中惊醒的Saud说道：“谁？我？”

How to Get Clean Water?

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

怎样得到净水

老师：我们怎样才能得到干净的水？

学生：把水从河里打出来，然后洗一洗。

Give Me a Dollar

Son: Dad, give me a dime, please.

Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever

begging for dimes?

Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Then give me a dollar, will you?

给我一块钱

儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。

父亲：儿子，难道你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱

（该自立了）了吗？

儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那就给我一块钱，行吗？