幽默四则

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Its Not a Picture

A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife, who was nearsighted, stood before a big picture of a womans image and cried out, “Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?”

“Dont be so fussy,” said the husband. “Its not a picture. Its a mirror!”

这不是一幅画

一对中年夫妇去画廊看画展。妻子近视，站在一个大幅女人肖像前叫了起来，“天哪，一个女人咋能丑成这样？”

“别大惊小怪的，”丈夫说，“这不是一幅画，是一面镜子！”

Im the Dead Donkeys Father

A traffic accident happened in a small town, and the place is crowded by many people.

A man, who liked watching very much, came late. He could see nothing because he stood behind. Suddenly he had a good idea and then he cried, “Let me in, please. Im his father!” The other people were surprised, and stepped back in order to let him in. When he entered in and saw clearly, he couldnt say a word: A DEAD DONKEY WAS LYING ON THE GROUND.

我是死去驴子的父亲

小镇上发生了一起交通事故，很多人围观。

一个很喜欢围观的人来迟了。因为站得靠后，他什么也看不到。突然他计上心来，喊道：“让我进去，劳驾。我是他父亲！” 其他人很吃惊，向后退了退让他进去。进去后他才看个清楚，他无语了：一头死驴子躺在地上。

I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “Dear, look at our sheet! Its too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I dont think its necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” she shouted. “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”

我才把它翻过来

女人对她丈夫说，“亲爱的，瞧瞧我们的床单！太脏了。你能现在去把它洗洗吗？”

男人看看床单，然后想了一会儿，说，“我觉得没必要。我们可以翻过来用。你说好吗？”

妻子听着这话愤怒不已。“你真是懒猪！” 她咆哮。“跟你说实话，我上周才把它翻过来。”