运动笑话

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1.

Q:Why did thegolfer[高尔夫球手]wear two pairs of pants?

A:In case he got a hole in one.

2.

Q:What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

A:Both dohat tricks[帽子戏法]!

3.

Q:What lights up a football stadium?

A:A football match（match有两个意思：一个是比赛；一个是火柴。这里运用了双关语）!

4.

Q:Whichsportisalwaysintrouble?

A:BADminton[羽毛球].

5.

Q:When doboxers[拳击手]start wearing gloves?

A:When it gets cold.

6.

Q:Why do soccer players do well in school?

A:Because they use their heads.

7.

A schoolboy at the swimming baths climbed to the very topdiving board[跳水板].He lifted his arms and was just about to dive off when the teacher came running up,shouting, “Don’t dive! There’s no water in the pool!”

“That’s OK, sir,” said the boy. “I can’t swim!”