小屁孩日记

星期天Sunday

就這么过了几个月，我实在忍无可忍，非出来不可了。这就是为什么我早了三个星期出生。不过被冷空气一吹，被产房的强光一照，我就发觉当初要是再忍一忍就好了。After a few months of living like this， I had to get out of there， and thats why I was born three weeks early. But after being hit by the cold air and the blinding lights of the delivery room， I wisheed Id just stayed put.

来到世上后，我严重睡眠不足，脾气暴躁。所以你要是见过新生儿照片的话，你就能理解为什么他们看上去都是气鼓鼓的了。By the time I came into the world， I was totally sleep deprived and in a really lousy mood. So if you ever see a picture of a newborn， now you know why they always look ticked off.

实际上，我到现在还没缓过劲来，一直需要补觉。In fact， I STILL havent caught up on the sleep I missed， and believe me， Ive been trying.

自从出生以来，我就一直想找回那种在黑暗中漂浮的感觉，真是爽翻了。Ever since I was born， Ive tried to re-create the felling I had way back when I was floating around in the dark， happy as could be.

我出生几天之后才见到哥哥罗德里克。在那之前我都一直以为自己是独生子，这个发现还真让我有点失望。I met my older brother， Rodrick， a few days after I was born. Up to that point I thought I was an only child， so I was pretty disappointed to find out I wasnt.

那时候我们一家住在一个很小的公寓里，我不得不跟罗德里克住一屋。儿童床被他占了，所以我人生的头几个月只好蜗居在衣柜的抽屉里。我很确定这是不合法的。My family was living in a really small apartment back then， and I had to share a room with Rodrick. He got the crib， so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer， which Im pretty sure isnt even legal.