天下奇闻

撰稿：浅由

天下奇闻

撰稿：浅由

本期依然盘点“天下奇闻”喔！嘻嘻，太多有趣的事情想要和你们分享了。不过这次的领路人换成了新来的少女，浅由姐姐。第一次在这里与大家见面，希望大家多多指教喔！（害羞脸）

1Police Officer Breaks Car Window to Rescue Lifelike Baby Doll

闹乌龙了？原来是仿真娃娃

A New Hampshire[新罕布什尔州]police officer Jason Short smashed[打碎]a car window to “rescue” a lifelike[逼真的]doll he believed was a real baby.

“It was draped[盖住]with a light blanket[毯子], and I could see little feet out with shoes and a bottle of milk,” Short said. But then he found out it was a doll.

The “reborn” doll, owned by Carolynne Seiffert, which Short“rescued” was named Ainsley and valued at more than $2,000.

Seiffert owned about 40 of the dolls, which she purchased[购买]to cope with the loss of her son.

“I’ve been laughed at and embarrassed[感到窘困]by all the fuss[小题大作]. You can’t know how people choose to deal with their losses in life,” she said.

浅由有话说：原来是警察叔叔把仿真娃娃当成是真的婴儿了，还砸破车窗救出了“婴儿”。不看不知道，一看吓一大跳！竟然有这么逼真的娃娃？！遥想我小时候，大概十年前？还是十五年前？（这并不是重点！扯远了喂！）玩的都是那种一看就知道是玩具的娃娃，而现在这娃娃几乎都能够以假乱真了。但其实Seiffert并不只有这一个逼真的娃娃，她有大约40个呢。她购买这些娃娃是想用来替代她已经离世的儿子，让她的心灵能有所慰藉。本以为这只是一件“乌龙事”，但这背后竟饱含着一位母亲对儿子深深的思念。

2Seagull Helped Itself to the Ice Cream

嘿，小样，被逮到了吧

A student who snapped[快摄]a photo of her ice cream on Brighton[布莱顿]beach was left in a flap[慌乱]after a seagull[海鸥]swooped[猛扑]down to steal it.

Tara, 23, from Thailand, was ready to enjoy the treat[招待]on a trip over the Bank Holiday weekend. But the brazen[厚颜无耻的]bird helped itself to a beak full.

Then she wrote on Instagram: “Only 3 seconds, then it’s gone. I hope the bird took that ice-cream’s cone[卷筒]too and used it to build its nest.”

浅由有话说：看看看！为了吃甜筒，你这海鸥胆子不小嘛，竟然偷偷趁着人家小姑娘拍照准备分享到ins的时候，先让你偷吃了！不过！你的“恶行”已经被相机捕捉到了。我搜了下新闻，发现你竟然不是第一只偷吃的海鸥！你的同类们早已开了偷吃的先例，原来还不单单偷吃雪糕呢，也偷吃其他东西，很多还被镜头一一记录了下来。看看，你技术是有多熟练，还惊扰到路人了，更有甚者，竟然都骑到人家肩膀上去了！胆子还不是一般的肥！这架势，根本就是一群专业的偷吃大盗嘛！怪不得英国有家雪糕店还要专门配备水枪来对付你们！海鸥这类生物，幸好不可以家养，不然对爱吃零食的我们来说，肯定天天都要与它们斗智斗勇，以捍卫我们的零食主权！

3The Friendly Cat Helped the Lost Tourist Find the Way Back

不必捉老鼠，会领路的猫也是好猫

A Hungarian[匈牙利的]man became disorientated[迷失方向的]while exploring the mountains near the town of Gimmelwald[吉梅尔瓦尔德]. He has revealed[透露]how he could found his way back to his hostel.

The way was following a black and white cat, and after following for a short while, they reached the path that would take him straight back down the mountain into the valley.

It turns out that the best way for a lost traveller to get down a mountain in Switzerland[瑞士]is by following a local cat.

浅由有话说：一个歪果仁沉醉在美丽的景色当中不能自拔，然后“杯具”地发现自己迷路了。突然，一位“领路人”出现了，并成功带他下了山。而他的“领路人”竟然是一只猫咪！我听说过狗领路，猫咪嘛，好像真的没怎么听说过哦！据说，这只猫咪昂首挺胸地走在前面，两步三回头，时不时回头看看后面的人能否跟上自己的脚步！看它这气势，领路这种事也是驾轻就熟了。自带王者风范，连走路都能这么拉风！最后分别的时候还给了歪果仁一个傲娇脸。不用谢！请叫我雷锋！

4Little Pigs Become Tigers?

猪崽进化成老虎？

The Sriracha Tiger Zoo[是拉差龙虎园]in Thailand is famous for its unique attractions, but its most famous exhibit[展品]is its coupling of pigs and tigers.

A mother tiger lost her babies and she was so sad. So the zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets[小猪]in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Surprisingly, they got along well with each other.

Would the little pigs become cubs[幼兽]or just pork chops[猪排]?

浅由有话说：看到这题目是不是很惊讶？其实是动物园里有一只老虎妈妈，因为丧子，整天郁郁寡欢，意志消沉。工作人员不忍心看它这样，便想出了一个大胆的点子，给小猪崽们套上老虎皮，把它们装扮成了小老虎。我真的不得不佩服动物园里的工作人员，竟然连这都能想到！脑洞也开得太大了！庆幸的是，它们一起玩耍，一起睡觉，相处得很好哟！就是不知道若小猪崽们一直跟着虎妈妈生活的话，会不会也以为它们自己真的就是老虎了呢？那就不是扮猪吃老虎了，而是扮老虎吃猪？嘿嘿嘿！

5Seeking Escape from Home: Man Robs Bank, Goes Straight to Jail

别拦我，我不回家，我要去坐牢

Lawrence John Ripple, 70, told his wife following a fight on Friday that“he’d rather be in jail[监禁]than at home.”

After writing a note stating that he had a gun and wanted money, Ripple walked to a bank in Kansas City, and then handed it to the teller[出纳员].

The teller gave him nearly $3,000. Instead of making a hasty[匆忙的]getaway[逃走], Ripple took a seat in the lobby[大厅]and admitted to a security guard that he was the suspect[嫌疑犯]. Then he was taken into custody[拘留].

The reason why he did this was because he wanted to escape from home and avoid his wife!

浅由有话说：Excuse me？去抢劫银行就是为了坐牢？我只听说过因为没有钱吃饭，所以犯罪被抓进监狱里，就为了可以吃上免费的饭。但是为了逃避老婆、不想回家而去犯罪，这真真是第一次听说！但是，俗话说得好，退一步，海阔天空。你们好歹也那么大年纪，都老夫老妻了，就不要那么冲动了嘛！万事好商量。况且，即便不想回家，也不能影响公共秩序呀！

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