双语笑话

刘海燕

Are Flies Yummy？

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father， “Dad， are flies yummy？”

Dad frowns and says， “No， I think its yucky. Why do you ask me this question？ Its a silly question.”

But Tony says， “ There was one fly in your plate.”

Adding Feet To A Snake

One day， Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is only one pot of wine. Who can drink it？ They think out an idea and decide to have a match—Draw a snake. If you finish first， you can get it. Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah， Ive finished. Im No.1，” he says. But he draws again and says， “Oh， let me add feet to my snake.” At that time， Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks， saying， “Yours isnt a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

苍蝇好吃吗？

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

画蛇添足

一天， 狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝了很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢？它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。

不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这时猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“你那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”