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My Sisters Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a

nail at home.

Teacher: I dont see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they werent my fingers!I told my little

sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指头

老师：凯文，这次你怎么又迟到了？

凯文：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？

凯文：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

The Right Leg

Proctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？”

Soph．(meekly)：“The right leg， sir．”

右腿

学监(非常生气)：“现在你承认把这可怜的新生扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透？那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”

二年级学生（恭顺地）：“右腿，先生。”