运动的谎言

I bought some running shoes， but all they want is watching TV.

我买了一些跑鞋，但是它们都想去看电视。

My doctor wants me to reach a normal weight. But if everyone is heavy now， then overweight is the new normal.

医生想让我达到正常的体重，但如果每个人都超重了，超重就是新的常态。

Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.

锻炼后的部分良好感觉是不必为没有锻炼而感到内疚。

My doctor told me to keep in shape." Well， sitting on the sofa watching TV is my shape and I’m keeping it！

医生告诉我要保持体形。嗯，坐在沙发上看电视是我的形态，我要保持它！

I used to run everyday. But lately the treadmill is just been a rack for my clothes.

我以前每天都跑步，但最近跑步机成了我放衣服的架子。

We’re supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a day. Does a tantrum count？

我们每天应该休息两次做做小型运动。那么发脾气算吗？

How many times should I push the elevator buttons to equal the same calories as taking the stairs？

我应该按多少次电梯按钮，才能消耗与上楼梯相同的热量？

（爱丽丝摘自《英语街·高中版》2024年第3期，视觉中国供图）