幽默四则
2022-03-12姜琴
姜琴
Two boys are talking with each other.
A: You see, in the old times there was no electricity, no radios or no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?
B: So they all died.
两个孩子正在交谈。
A:你想,古代没有电,没有收音机,也没有电视。我们的祖先怎么能活着呢?
B:所以他们都死了。
Son: Dad, is French hard to learn?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.
Son: That’s great! I’ll learn the latter half.
儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?
爸爸:我的孩子,开头难,但往后就变得容易了。
儿子:太棒了!那我就学后半部分。
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what is the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well ... eyelid ...
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
老师正在讲课时,彼得打起了瞌睡。
老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?
彼得:呃,呃……眼皮……
老师:什么?眼皮?
彼得:是的,老師。因为我一闭眼,眼皮就把世界上的一切都遮住了。
“Mum, do people change from monkeys?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.”
“妈妈,人是猴子变的吗?”
“是的。”
“哦,难怪猴子越来越少了。”