English Jokes

【美】Marshall's Talent Education, LLC. 龚珍妮 编译

1. You have no more wishes!你再也没有希望了！

A youngkid foundan old lamp.As alwaysthe lamp wasrubbedand agenieappeared granting3wishes.

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!

Kid: I wish Maths didn’texist.

Genie: DONE! You haveno morewishes!

一个小孩发现了一盏旧灯。照例，灯被擦了又擦，这时一个精灵出现了，满足那个小孩三个愿望。

精灵：我会满足你三个愿望！

孩子：我希望数学不存在。

精灵：好了！你再也没有愿望了！

Notes:

kidn.小孩

foundv.（find的过去式）发现

as always 像往常一样

rubv. 擦拭

genien.精灵

appearv.出现

grantv.准许

wishn.希望；愿望

existv.存在

no more 不再

3. The sun is closer to us太阳距离我们更近

Johnny is aCanadianboy. He is in Grade 5. His English is good. His Maths is good. HisHistoryis good. But he is poor inGeography.

One day, Johnny and his classmates are having a Geography class. The teacher asks them a question, “Which one iscloser tous, the sun orAfrica?”

Johnnyraiseshis hand and says, “Of course, the sun.”

The teacher can notbelievehis answer. He asks Johnny, “Are you sure?”

Johnny says, “Sure!”

Then the teacher asks him, “Why?”

Johnny says, “You know, sir. We can see the sun every day, but we can’t see Africa.”

约翰尼是一个加拿大男孩。他读五年级。他的英语很好，数学很好，历史很好。但是，他的地理很差。

一天，约翰尼和他的同学正在上地理课。老师问他们一个问题：“太阳和非洲哪一个距离我们更近？”

“当然太阳了。”约翰尼说。

老师不敢相信他的答案。他问约翰尼：“你确定吗？”

约翰尼说：“当然！”

然后，老师问他：“为什么？”

约翰尼说道：“你知道的，老师。我们每天都能看到太阳，却看不到非洲。”