英语小笑话

Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying， “Everyone who thinks youre stupid， stand up！”

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said， “Do you think youre stupid， Johnny？”

“No， maam， but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself！”

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学。“谁认为自己蠢就站起来。”她一开始就说。

小约翰尼站了起来。

“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。

“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

He Won 他赢了

Tommy： How is your little brother， Johnny？

Johnny： He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy： Thats too bad. How did that happen？

Johnny： We played who could lean furthest out of the window， and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他生病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。