幽默小故事
2020-09-24周硕
周硕
Dolphins
海豚
Dolphins are so smart！Do you know what they can do in few weeks in a dolphinarium1？ They can train a man to stand at the edge2 of the pool and throw them fish three times a day！
海豚真聪明！你知道它们在海豚馆里的几个星期能做什么吗？它们可以训练一个人站在游泳池边上，每天向它们扔三次鱼！
A Fridge
冰箱
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist3 and says， “Doctor， youve got to do something about my son， he thinks hes a fridge！”
“I wouldnt worry too much about it，” the doctor says. “Lots of people have delusions4. It will pass.”
“But you dont understand，” the woman says. “He sleeps with his mouth open， and the little light keeps me awake5.”
一个女人去看心理医生，她说：“医生，你必须对我的儿子做些什么，他觉得他是一台冰箱！”
“对此我不太担心。”医生说，“很多人都有幻想，会过去的。”
“但是你不明白。”女人说，“他睡觉张着嘴，微弱的灯光让我睡不着。”
The Book
那本书
A student goes to the library. “I borrowed a book from you last week， but it was so boring！No picture at all， only a huge amount of numbers！”
“Aha， so it was you who took our phone book！”
一个学生去图书馆。“上周我从你那里借了一本书，太无聊了！一张图片都没有，只有一大堆数字！”
“啊哈，原来是你拿走了我们的电话簿！”
Take the Day Off
请一天假
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says， “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man asks， “And how would you do that？”
The woman says， “Just wait and see.” She then hangs6 upside-down7 from the ceiling8.
The boss comes in and says， “What are you doing？”
The woman says， “Im a light bulb9.”
The boss then says， “Youve been working so hard that youve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says， “Where are you going？”
The man says， “Im going home， too. I cant work in the dark.”
兩名工厂的工人正在交谈。
女工人说：“我可以让老板给我放假。”
男工人问：“那你会怎么做？”
女工人说：“等一下。”然后，她倒吊在天花板上。
老板进来了，问道：“你在做什么？”
女工人回答：“我是一个灯泡。”
然后老板说：“你工作如此努力，以至发疯。我认为你需要放个假。”
男工人开始跟在她身后，老板问：“你要去哪？”
男工人说：“我也要回家，我没法在黑暗中工作。”
I'm a Horse
我是一匹马
Two cows are standing in a field10.
One says to the other， “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease？”
The other one says， “No. It doesnt worry me. Im a horse！”
两头母牛站在田野里。
一头母牛对另一头说：“你担心得疯牛病吗？”
它答道：“不，我不担心。我是一匹马！”
（英语原文选自：jokesinlevels.com&wenda.tianya.cn）
