小幽默二则

林锋

Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who gave him some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， walked in and said to his boss： “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”

“That’s fine，” shouted the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”

A Race

A： Why are all those people running？

B： They are running a race to get a cup.

A： Who will get the cup？

B： The person who wins.

A： Then why are all the others running？

安眠藥

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，溜达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”

一场赛跑

A：为什么那些人都在跑？

B：他们正在赛跑去争夺奖杯。

A：谁将得到奖杯？

B：赢的人。

A：那为什么其他人都在跑？