谁的儿子最伟大

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor，” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Monsignor.”

The second mother went on， “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Your Excellency.”

“My son is a cardinal.” continued the next one. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Your Eminence.” The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds， ” she said. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Oh， my God！”

四位牧師的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下。”

第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人。” “我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。”

第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝！”