Jokes笑话

Teacher：David, why don’t you wash your face?

I can see your breakfast from this morning.

David：What was it?

Teacher：Eggs.

David：Wrong! I ate eggs yesterday. Today’s breakfast was chicken.

A：I had an operation. But the doctor left a sponge in me.

B：That’s terrible! Do you have any pain?

A：No, but I am always thirsty!