我在数学卷上写下一个解字

My friend took his daughter, who was preparing for College Entrance Examination, to a Buddhist temple to make a wish. And she wished that Wang Junkai could do well in the College Entrance Examination…

朋友带他要高考的女儿去寺庙里许愿，结果她许的愿望是：祝王俊凯高考成功……

If I had done a great job in my College Entrance Examination back then, maybe I could be a decent civil servant. or a doctor, or a 1awyer now. But the reality is, I'm just an uncultured boss off a real estate company.

如果我当年高考争点气，或许我也能当上体面的公务员、医生或者律师，而不是像现在这样，成了一个没有文化的房地产老板。

Soon you'll realize that College Entrance Examination is very important. At 1east, it can determine in which city you we going to play King of Glory. You should do your best because a big city has fantastic internet speed．

很快你们会明白，高考很重要，最起码它可以决定你在哪个城市打《王者荣耀》，一定要好好考，大城市网速快。

A couple made a deal after the College Entrance Examination to apply for the same university. In September, one went to Lanzhou University and the other went to Nanjing University．

一对情侣考完试商量好了报同一所学校，9月份开学的时候，—个去了兰大，—个去了南大。

I was chatting with my classmate in our canteen the other day. I said: "If the composition of the College Entrance Examination requires an introduction of China to foreigners, square dance and panda must be include, and don't forget about foods" "Maybe there will be high—speed rail or Alipay." The seniors who were sitting next to us laughed at us, but now, I guess they are deadly embarrassed．

那天在食堂里和同学瞎扯。我：今年高考作文要是让写什么给外国人介绍中国的，肯定有广场舞和熊猫。吃的绝对不能少。搞不好还有高铁和支付宝。当时同桌吃饭的高三学姐嘲笑我们，现在估计她们想死的心都有了。

I wrote down the word "Answer" confidently on my Math paper and then... nothing．

我在数学卷上信心满满地写下一个“解”，然后就没有然后了。

Have you realized that the more nervous you get in the exam room, the more lyrics pop into your head?

有没有发现在考场上越紧张，想起来的歌词越多？

"When I was answering the Blanks and the Choice Questions，I was thinking about whether to go to 21l universities or 985 universities，but when I was answering the big questions and problems, I was thinking about whether to go to New East Cuisine Education or Lanxiang Senior Technical School."

做填空题和选择题时考虑是读211还是985，做后面大题时考虑是去新东方还是去蓝翔。