经典英语笑话三则

经典英语笑话三则

God isn't deaf，but Grandma is!

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' home. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW N INTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To w hich the younger one rep lied, "No, but Grandma is!"

上帝不是聋子，可奶奶是

两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了，这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着，“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”

他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下，说：“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”

弟弟听了回答道：“上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！”

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.

The teacher was very pleased and rather surprised.

He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homew ork right this time, Tim. W hat happened? Did your father help you?"

"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself." said Tim.

你爸爸帮你做了吗

一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。

老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。

他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：“蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？”

“不，老师，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。”

Goodbye, Money

In Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

As w e d rove aw ay, ou r son w aved and said, "Goodbye, M ickey."

Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, M innie."

M y husband w aved, rather w eak ly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."

再见，美元

弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。

当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥手说：“再见，美奇。”

女儿挥着手说，“再见，美妮。”

丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道：“再见，美元。”