幽默小故事

山东省梁山县杨营中学石宇供稿

幽默小故事

山东省梁山县杨营中学石宇供稿

Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two carscollided1on a country road.The lawyer,seeing that the doctor was a little shocked,offered him a drink from hisflask2.

The doctor accepted and handed the flaskback to the lawyer.

“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?”asked the doctor.

“Sure,after the police leave,”replied the lawyer.

医生与律师

一个医生与一个律师在乡间路上撞了车，律师看医生受了点惊吓，就把酒瓶递给他。

医生喝了一口，把酒瓶递回律师。

“你自己不喝一口吗？”医生问。

“我会喝的，不过要等警察走了以后。”律师回答。

Lawyer and Engineer

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in theCaribbean3.

The lawyer said,“I’m here because my house burned down,and theinsurance4company paid for everything.”

“That’s quite acoincidence5,”said the engineer.“I’m here because my house weredestroyed6by a flood,and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused7.“How do you start a flood?”he asked.

律师与工程师

一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。

律师说：“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”

“这太巧了，”工程师说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。”

律师看起来有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解地问。

In the Supermarket

The manapproached8a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said,“You know,I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a few minutes?”

“Why?”she asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,my wife appears out of somewhere.”

在超市里

在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的女士，对她说：“我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊会儿天吗？”

“为什么呢？”她问。

“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的妻子就会不知从什么地方冒出来。”