妈妈不见了等

读完这三个英语幽默小笑话，不仅能让你开心一笑，还能学会一些英语的表达。

妈妈不见了

A little girl was lost， so she went up to a policeman and said， "l've lost my mom！" The cop said，"What's she like？" The little girl replied， "Shopping and gossiping！”

有一个小女孩走丢了，于是她走到一个警察跟前说：“我妈妈不见了！”这个警察说：“她什么样子？”小女孩回答：“买东西和说闲话！”

男孩想吃饼干

A boy had eaten a lot of cookies， but he wanted more.

His father said to him， "Don't eat any more， or your stomach will explode."

The boy said， "Never mind. When I'm eating once again， you can stand aside."

一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。

他的父亲对他说：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就会爆炸。”

男孩说：“不要紧。我再吃时，你可以躲开。”

大苹果一定没有睡

It was so late. Frank lay in bed and asked his mother to peel the apple for him.

"It's so late， sonny， that apples have already gone to bed."

"No， they won't， mama. The small apples may have gone to bed， but the big ones mustn't."

天很晚了。弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。

“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。”

“不，不会的，妈妈。小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。”