狗狗忏悔录

宋琪

I have eaten 2 Bibles in the last week.

我上周啃了两本《圣经》。

I steal rocks from this plant and hide them all over the house.

我把这个花盆里的石头偷出来，藏在了家里的各个角落。

I killed the sofa for you. Youre welcome.

主人，我帮你把这个沙发杀掉了。不用谢。

I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.

我在康纳斯的卧室里便便，并且试图把责任推给小狗崽。

Ive been stealing tennis balls out of my neighbours yard for 3 years. Im not sorry.

这三年来我都在从邻居家后院偷网球。我觉得这没什么啊。

4：15 a.m. I howl at birds singing. Not ashamed. 凌晨四点一刻我听到鸟叫，所以也跟着大声嚎叫。我一点不觉得惭愧。