Jokes and Humor

Two Birds

两只鸟

Teacher： Here are two birds， one is a swallow， the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？

Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher： Please tell us.

Student： The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀，一只是燕子。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Goldfish

金鱼

Stan： I won 92 goldfish.

Fred： Where are you going to keep them？

Stan： In the bathroom.

Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？

Stan： Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them！

斯丹：我赢了92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

斯丹：浴室里。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

If I Am a Manager

如果我是一个经理

One day in class， the teacher assigned his students to write a composition “If I Am a Manager”.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary.”was the boys answer.

一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。

Sunset

日落

Father： This is The Sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad， you know.

Friend： Ah， that accounts for it！ I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。

朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。

（徐芳香 供稿）