幽默四则

(A)

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

The father replied: I dont know, son. Im still paying!

一个小男孩问他的爸爸：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？

爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

(B)

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他生病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

(C)

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？

杰克：当然应该了。

汤姆：为什么？

杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。

(D)

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: Thats a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？

弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。

妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架？

弗雷迪：我和杰克•史密斯。