幽默四则

郭颖磊／供稿

A Birthday Presen

Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?

Mum: No, dear, what is it?

Helen: A nice teapot.

Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.

Helen: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it!

生日礼物

海伦：妈妈，你知道我准备送你什么生日礼物吗？

妈妈: 不知道，亲爱的，什么礼物？

海伦：一个精美的茶壶。

妈妈：可是我有一个很漂亮的茶壶啊。

海伦：不，你没有。我刚把它摔破了。

Because we arent married

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: Its very kind of you, darling. But I dont have any worries or troubles

Girl:Well thats becausewe arent married yet.

因为我们还没结婚

女孩：我们结婚后，我会分担你的忧虑和烦恼，减轻你的负担。

男孩：你真是太好了，亲爱的。不过我没什么忧虑和烦恼。

女孩：那因为我们还没结婚呢。

Ill change my name

At the age of 16, Eddy decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, “A son of mine on the stage? Its a disgrace!” he wailed. “What if the neighbors find out?”

“Ill change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. ”

“Change your name!”His father screamed. “What if youre a success? Howwillthe neighbors know its my son?”

我会改个名字

埃迪十六岁了，他决定离开家去参加一个剧团。他的爸爸气坏了。 “让我的儿子上舞台演戏？真丢脸！”他大叫道，“邻居们知道了怎么想？”

“我会改一个名字。”这位未来的滑稽演员主动提出。

“改名字！”他爸爸喊叫着，“那如果你出了名怎么办？邻居们怎么知道你就是我的儿子呢？”

心里难受

Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

Father: Of course, it is.

Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

Father (angrily): What? You…

儿子：是不是当一个人心里难受时，就不应该再给他精神或肉体上的刺激？

父亲：那当然！

儿子：那好，这次我有两门功课不及格，我现在心里很难受。

父亲(气愤地)：什么？你……?