幽默放送
2008-02-20
丢失的钱包
一位女士圣诞节大购物，在匆忙中丢失了钱包。有一个诚实的小男孩找到了钱包并还给她。
女士看着钱包说：“嗯，真有趣。我丢失钱包的时候，里面有一张20元的钞票，但现在变成了20张1元的零钞。”
小孩马上回答道：“没错，小姐。上次我找到了一位女士的钱包，但是她没有零钱作酬金。”
The Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
他们都死了
老师：你能告诉我关于18世纪的伟大科学家的一些什么事情吗？
学生：是的，先生。他们都死了。
They are All Dead
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
您的担心结束了
女孩：还记得您总是担心我会搞破的那个花瓶吗？
妈妈：当然啦，怎么啦？
女孩：您的担心结束了。
Worries are Over
Girl: Remember that vase you always worried I would break?
Mom: Of course. What about it?
Girl: Your worries are over.
现在几点了?
两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”
“那就会知道时间吗？”第二个男孩问。
“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。
两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”
What Time is it Now?
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
"Just do it," insisted the first.
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"
脑筋急转弯
1. 一个侍者给客人上啤酒,一只苍蝇掉进杯子里面,侍者和客人都看见了,请问谁最倒霉?
2. 什么照片看不出照的是谁？
脑筋急转弯答案：
1.The fly
2.X ray
