男人VS女人
2006-09-28
还记得《老友记》里面,几个朋友聚在咖啡厅里,谈论到约会用语的使用吗?男人和女人对于措辞的含义有着多么不同的理解,看了下面的解释,你就知道了!
Women女人常常会说与自己想法相反的话
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Im sorry. = Youll be sorry.
We need = I want
Its your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = Youll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I dont want you to.
Im not upset. = Of course Im upset,you moron!
Youre certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there. = No,I mean to hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = Im going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today youre really not going to like.
Ill be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me Im beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youre dead.
Was that the baby? = Why dont you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
Im not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important.
Men男人是直观的生物,他的话表达的意思就是他心里所想。
Im hungry. = Im hungry.
Im sleepy. = Im sleepy.
Im tired. = Im tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense,let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
Whats wrong? = I dont see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Whats wrong?= I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Im bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Lets have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...wed better have sex now!
Yes,I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes,I like the way you cut your hair. =$50.00 and it doesnt look that much different!
Lets talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that youd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and lets go home.