谁敢碰我的牙？

A man is scared to death when he goes to the dentist with a toothache.

To calm the patient， the dentist offers him a cup of whiskey. The man tosses it down， and then has another.

“Now，” says the dentist， “get your courage back？”

“Yeah，” snarls the patient， “and Id like to see anybody try to touch my teeth！”

有個男子去看牙医，他害怕得要死。

为了让这位患者放松，牙医给他倒了一杯威士忌。他一饮而尽，又要了一杯。

牙医问：“你现在恢复勇气了吗？”

“当然，”患者大声说道， “现在我倒要看看谁敢碰我的牙齿！”