Jokes 笑话
2020-08-28
阅读（快乐英语高年级） 2020年6期
A Sports Dream
一个关于足球比赛的梦
Mike is late for school. "Why didit make you late？" Mr White asks.
"I watched a football game in mydream，" Mike says. "The garue wentinto extra （额外的 ） time. They playedto decide （决定） a winner（获胜者）. Icouldn ' t wake up."
A Poor Man and a Coin
穷人和一枚硬币
A poor man goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor，" he says. "Please helpme. I swallowed （吞下） a coin about amonth ago."
"Why didn' t you come to mesooner（早一點） ？" asks the doctor.
"Well，" answers the poor man， "Ididn ' t need the coin then（那时候）."
