上学的好处等

上学的好处

Guest：“Bub， do you go to school？”

boy：“What good shall I go to school？ I cant read or write？”

客人：“小家伙，你上学了吗？”

孩子：“我上学有什么好处？我不会读，也不会写。”

他们在这干嘛的

The librarian went over to a small， noisy boy. “Please be quiet！” she warned. “The people around you cant read！”

“They cant？” The boy asked curiously. “Then what are they doing here？”

图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边，警告说：“请安静！你周围的人都不能读书了！”

“不能读书？”小男孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这里干什么？”

A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒

Having been married a long time， my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary， we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， “Honey， do you realize that weve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？”

Putting down the newspaper， he looked straight at me and said， “So， you want to switch seats？”

婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”

他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”