谁的狗

A man walks into a bar one day and asks，“Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside？”

“Yeah， I do！” a biker says， standing up. “What about it？”

“Well， I think my Chihuahua just killed him”“What are you talking about？！”the biker says， disbelievingly.

“How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler？”“Well， it seems he got stuck in your dogs throat！”

一個男人走进酒吧问，“外面那条罗特韦尔狗是谁的？”

“我的，” 一个骑摩托车的男人站起来说，“怎么了？”

“哦，我想我的吉娃娃刚要了它的命……”“你在说什么啊？”骑摩托的人觉得难以置信，说，“就凭你那只小不点，怎么可能杀得了我的罗特韦尔狗？”“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了。”