The Analysis of a Tech Man

1.Hair：I woke up like this.

2.Facial Hair：varying degrees of beard growth. It is entirely enviable①enviable 英 ['envɪəb(ə)l] 美 ['ɛnvɪəbl] adj. 值得羡慕的；引起忌妒的be void of 没有……to go full beard.

3.Glasses：if glasses, Warby Parker. If sunglasses, RayBan.

4.Hoodie：Hoodie branded with②brand with 打上……的烙印the tech company you work for, subtly③subtly ['sʌtli] adv. 精细地；巧妙地；敏锐地says "I matter".

5.Tee：A t-shirt from another startup④startup 英 [stɑ:tʌp] 美 ['stɑrt'ʌp] n. 创业公司that implements⑤implement 英 ['ɪmplɪm(ə)nt] 美 ['ɪmplɪmɛnt] vt. 实施，执行；实现，使生效n. 工具，器具；手段your API⑥API：Application Program Interface应用程序界面. *Can be exchanged for a button up⑦a button up 一般的衬衫on Thursdays.

6. Wearables：A Pebble or Fitbit,tracking your steps from the Mission⑧the Mission 基于战争场景的视频游戏to SOMA⑨SOMA一款烧脑的科幻恐怖游戏.

7.Messenger bag: though practical and smart, messenger bags should be labeled as to not get accidentally swapped⑩get swapped 调包at a company happy hour. *Same applies for Swiss Army backpacks.

8.Jeans：These dark wash jeans are void①enviable 英 ['envɪəb(ə)l] 美 ['ɛnvɪəbl] adj. 值得羡慕的；引起忌妒的be void of 没有……of dirt or any evidence of outdoor use.

9.Sneakers：these bad boys broadcast both your fi nancial success and ability to still keep it real.

10.Fixie：fi xie, because engineers don’t need gears.