去翻我朋友口袋

去翻我朋友口袋

医生和工程师走进一家巧克力店，店里生意很忙，医生趁他们不注意，偷了三块巧克力藏到口袋里。

离开巧克力店之后，医生自豪地跟工程师说：“伙计，我的偷法真绝。我偷了三块巧克力，谁也没有看见，看看你，你什么也没捞着。”

工程师说：“那么，你想不想看看什么才叫高明的技法？我们回去，我倒要让你见识见识什么才叫真正的偷。”

于是他们俩又回到巧克力店，工程师跟柜台边的销售员说：“你好，想不想看魔术？”

销售员不假思索地回答：“想。”

工程师说：“拿块巧克力给我。”销售员给了他一块，工程师把巧克力塞到嘴里吃了，他又问销售员要第二块，也吃掉了，他又要了第三块，也把第三块吃掉了。

销售员睁大眼睛仔细看着眼前发生的一切，说：“我倒要看看你从哪里将巧克力拿出来。魔术师都是这么表演的。”

工程师回答：“去翻我朋友的口袋。”♦

（编译/夏殷棕）

Chocolate Store Magic

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole three chocolate bars.As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, “Man, I’m the best thief ever! I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”

The engineer replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”

So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”

The shop boy replied, “Yes.”

The engineer said, “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where’s the magic?”The engineer replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket. You’ll find all three bars.”♦