那些年，被我们玩坏的Chinglish

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今天，我们来聊一聊让外国友人感到抓狂的发明——中式英语，它的英语专用名词为Chinglish。中式英语是一些中国人根据自己的日常用语习惯创造出来的。严格来说是错误的，也是极其不符合英语用语习惯和规范的，以下这些让外国人啼笑皆非的Chinglish，你中枪了吗？

How are you？怎么是你

正确表达：Why is it you?

How old are you？怎么老是你

正确表达：Why is it you again and again?

Long time no see好久不见

正确表达：I haven’t seen you for a long time.

People mountain people sea人山人海

正确表达：There’s a large crowd of people.

You give me stop！你给我站住

正确表达：Stop/Hold there！

I will give you some color see see！我要给你点颜色看看

正确表达：I will make you know my capabilities.

If you want money，I have no，If you want life，I have one.要钱没有，要命有一条。

正确表达：I have noting but one life.

Good good study，day day up好好学习，天天向上。

正确表达：Study well and make progress every day.

You ask me，I ask who？ 你问我，我问谁。

正确表达：You could ask me，but whom should I ask?

You can you up，no can no BB。你行你上，不行就别废话。

正确表达：Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk.

Know is know，noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知

正确表达：Don’t pretend to know what you actually don’t know.

geilivable给力

正确表达：awesome

Brother，we two who and who？ 兄弟，咱俩谁跟谁啊？

正确表达：We are intimate friends，buddy.

You are too two！你太二了！

正确表达：You are too foolish！

Where cold where stay.哪凉快哪待着去。

正确表达：Take a hike.

Go and see走着瞧

正确表达：We will see.

No money no talk没钱免谈

正确表达：No need to talk without money.

I fllow you！我服了你

正确表达：You’ve got me！

Play handsome耍帅

正确表达：posing