Knock Knock Jokes
2017-04-08和歌供稿
疯狂英语·初中天地 2017年3期
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Knock Knock Jokes
敲门笑话
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Knock Knock Jokes是国外小孩子间玩的游戏,这游戏通常是利用谐音等产生幽默的效果。同时,它也能提高孩子们的语言运用能力。
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— I’m T!
— I’m T who?
— Oh, you’re only 2?
Is your Mom home?
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Your niece.
— Your niece who?
— Your niece who can’t reach the doorbell[门铃]!
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Mom & Dad!
— Mom & Dad who?
— Your Mom and Dad!
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Hoo!
— Hoo who?
— You talk like an owl[猫头鹰].
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Me!
— Me who?
— You are so weird[怪异的]that you don’t know who you are!
— Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Hello!
— Hello who?
— Hello, Kitty!