英语沙龙
2017-01-16
Seasons Of The Year
By xayaadry， sacramento， CA
The Christmas kisses right under the mistletoe，
a love that will grow.
American Dream
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money？"
Told that it was true， the lawyer turned to his partners and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped， the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
"No， no. " one replied，"We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
First Man
A small boy was asked， "Who was the first man？" He promptly replied， "George Washington."
"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？"
"He was first in war， first in peace， and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
When his brother reminded him of Adam， the boy replied unhappily， "Oh， I didnt think you were counting foreigners."
第一个男人
有人问一个小男孩：“第一个男人是谁？”他立即回答说：“乔治·华盛顿。”
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”
“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
当哥哥提醒他是“亚当”时，他很不高兴地说：“哦，我没有想到你们把外国人也算在内了。”
圣诞节，
站在槲寄生（注：一种植物）下，
亲吻，
爱就会生长。
一年四季
一位美国律师刚结束他在意大利一所法律学校的客座演讲，就有一位意大利律师走近他：“听说在你们国家，一个人跌倒在人行道上，他就会起诉这块地的所有者，对方必须赔偿很多钱，这是真的吗？”
得知这是真的后，意大利律师转向他的同行，用意大利语快速谈论起来。当他们停下后，美国律师问他们是否想去美国做法律工作。
“不！不！”其中一位意大利律师回答道，“我们想在美国人行道上跌一跤。”
