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5个冷艳技能打造神探夏Look

2016-09-22

意林(绘英语) 2016年4期
关键词:轻弹性取向冷艳



5个冷艳技能打造神探夏Look

如何才能成为智商碾压他人,帅到只有花生跟班的神探夏洛克?

六个步骤立刻打造神探夏Look:

STEP 1: GET THE LOOK

第一步 拥有傲娇的造型

1.B u y e x p e n s i v e tailored①tailored 英 ['teɪləd] 美 ['telɚd] adj. 定做的;裁缝做的;剪裁讲究的v. 裁制;调整使适应(tailor的过去式和过去分词)clothing that only sort of fits so that most of the time your buttons appear to be just seconds from bursting.

衣服。要买那种又贵又紧的定制款,达到下一秒纽扣就会被胸肌爆开的效果。

2. Get a Belstaff coat and blue scarf. The coat cost about 1350 pounds. It's got good twirl②twirl 英 [twɜːl] 美 [twɝl] vt. 使快速转动,使快速旋转;捻弄 n. 转动,旋转;旋转的东西;万能钥匙 vi. 旋转,转动for those dramatic moments in life.

外套。来一套贝达弗的大衣和蓝围巾。一套价值1350英镑的大衣,随时准备迎接人生的精彩时刻。

3. Grow your hair slightly longish③longish英 ['lɒŋɪʃ] 美 ['lɔŋɪʃ] adj. 稍长的;略长的, if it isn't naturally wavy(poor you), wear curlers to bed every night.

发型。略长的卷发--哈?你不是自来卷哦?小可怜,那你只好每晚带着卷发夹入睡了。

4. Stop eating, gotta get those cheekbone sharp enough to cut butter.

脸型。不要吃!要瘦!瘦出能切开黄油的颧骨。

STEP 2: STIM

第二步 重复标志性动作

Once you grow your hair slightly longish, be sure to play with it at every opportunity.

一有机会就炫一下小卷毛。

Fiddle④fiddle英 ['fɪd(ə)l] 美 ['fɪdl] n. 小提琴 vi. 瞎搞;拉小提琴 vt. 虚度时光;拉小提琴with items, your hair,flick your fingers, rub your leg,pace, rock, and bite your lips.(Well,most of that could just be on the "how to cumberbatch" list)

性感的小动作,比如摆弄头发、轻弹小指、摩擦双腿、踱步、摇晃、轻咬嘴唇。(好吧,上面很多其实都是在回答“如何变成康伯巴奇”。)

STEP 3: REMIND EVERYONE about what an "idiot" or "moron" they are

第四步 提醒所有人“你们其实是蠢货”

Play up being smarter than everyone, develop some obvious insecurities. Forget social skills if you happen to have any.一定要展现自己过人的智慧,努力地表现出心神不定的样子。把那些社交技巧抛到脑后吧!

以上做到了,第五步就会轻松一些。

STEP 5: FIND A WATSON

第五步 找到你的“花生”

This is BBC Sherlock, so your Watson isn't stupid. He's rather smart in his own way and insecure about his sexuality (probably straight).

因为这里说的是BBC的夏洛克,所以你的华生不是真傻,只是用自己的方式展现智慧。他还有点不确定自己的性取向(万一是直的呢)。

He also has serious thrill issues dude⑤tilt 英 [tɪlt] 美 [tɪlt] vi. 倾斜;翘起;以言词或文字抨击 vt. 使倾斜;使翘起n. 倾斜.

他也是个妥妥儿的喜欢刺激事的家伙。

Be prepared to save his life on numerous occasions.

请做好准备随时当他的救世主。

⑥dude 英 [d(j)uːd] n. 男人,小伙子

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