这颜值测试也是无敌了

这颜值测试也是无敌了

I've been pretty close to my dad ever since l was a little girl... On my wedding day， my mom didn't cry but my dad cried his heart out. My aunts were pretty worried about him so they tried to comfort thim，telling him that l would often go back to visit him... My dad couldn't control his tears and said， "You don't understand. My precious baby， my daughter， she's finally married. Finally， there's someone willing to take her.I don't have to worry about her any more..."

从小到大跟老爸的感情都非常好……犹记得出嫁那天，老妈没哭，老爸哭得稀里哗啦，不能自已，姑妈她们纷纷劝我爸，让他别伤心，说闺女会经常回来的……我爸就是控制不住他伤心的泪水，边哭边说：“你们都不懂，我的宝贝，我的闺女，终于嫁出去了，终于有人要了啊，以后我都不用操心了……”

I had a big crush on a girl in my class when I was in junior high school and her mother was our headteacher.I couldn’t get up the courage to tell her，She only gave me her cellphone number after my repeatedy asking for it.One night，I finally decided to tell her my heart through the text message. Three minutes later，her mother， our headteacher， called me，"Kid，you can’t joke about it." Later I found out she didn’t have a cellphone and it was her mother's number she had given me.

初中的时候，我暗恋我们班上的一个女孩，她妈是我们班主任。我一直没有勇气说出来，在我的死缠烂打下，她才愿意把她的手机号告诉我。一天晚上，我终于鼓足勇气给她发短信表白了。三分钟后，班主任，也就是她妈，打电话过来了：“孩子，这可不是闹着玩的。”后来，我才知道她没有手机，她给我的是她妈妈的手机号码。

The college girls complained to their housemaster， "Why do the girl's dorms close at 10：30 while the boy's close at 11∶00？"The housemaster's answer was pretty satisfying，"Because the boys have to take you back here and then go back to their dorms.Of course their dorms should close half an hour later."

大学女生向舍监提出抗议：“为什么女生宿舍10点半关门，男生宿舍却11点才关门？”舍监的回答使她们满意离去：“因为男生要送你们回来，当然要晚半个小时。”

Who can lend me 5，000 yuan for some decent clothes？ I can pay installment for 50 years. I will pay 100 yuan for a year，that is to say，8.3 for a month or more exactly 0.27 for a day.I can pay you back through electronic payments with 0.13 in the morning and 0.14 in the afternoon every day.I can give you surprise every day... Then we can get in touch with each other and be together for 50 years.

谁借我5000元，让我买件像样的新衣服？分期还款，50年，每年100块，每月8块3，每日2毛7，我天天给你发红包，上午1毛3，下午1毛4，每天都是一生一世，天天有惊喜……每天有联系，这样我们50年不离不弃。

There was a test for beauty on the Moments of WeChat.Then I took it yesterday and got 87 points. I was very excited to get such a high score so I posted it on Moments. Later，I was wondering about the truth of the test so I tested Song Joong-ki’s photo and the result was 920！ Holly crap！

昨天微信朋友圈看到一个测颜值的测试。我很好奇，便测了一下，结果是87分。没想到分数这么高，我高兴得手舞足蹈，就赶快去朋友圈晒了一下。后来，我就在想，这个测试是不是骗人的呀？于是，我就赶快放了一张宋仲基的照片去测试。看到他的结果，我差点昏死过去，920分！

A Magical Test for Beauty