我家有个规矩，吃饭的时候不能说话

我家有个规矩，吃饭的时候不能说话

H0USE RULES， N0 TALKING OURING OINNER

I took my eight-yearold niece to shop for clothes today. Suddenly， she went excited and shouted to me，"Look! That man is uglier than you!" Well， I think she won't get her red packer next year.

今天我带8岁的外甥女逛街买衣服。忽然，她兴奋地跳起来叫道：“快看，那人长得比舅舅还难看耶！”我想，明年的压岁钱，她别想要了。没想到，她“嗷”地一声哭了：“啊？是啥时候的事呀？他俩不过啦？！”说着，一边哭一边找她妈去了，留下我一个人哭笑不得。大家都去看他，我想知道他的病情，便问：“医生怎么说？”他回道：“Doctor！”。

My cousin has a sixyear-old daughter and she is such a smart and lovely girl. I always like to tease her. When we were having dinner together yesterday， I asked her："Who do you like best，your mom or your dad？" Out of my expectaion， she cried. "What？ When did this happen？ Are they getting a divorce？" Then she went to look for her mom while crying， which overwhelmed me.

表哥家的女儿六岁，鬼灵精怪，挺讨人喜欢的，我很喜欢逗她。昨天一起吃饭的时候，我随口问道：“你更喜欢爸爸，还是更喜欢妈妈呢？”

I got the runs after I drank the drink my roommate gave me this morning， so I asked him， "What's the stuff you gave me this morning？How come I got the runs after I had it？" He answered， "Ah! I got the runs too. I just couldn't find out the reason so I wanted you to have a drink..."

早上我喝了室友的饮料后拉肚子，便问室友：“你给我喝的是不是过期货啊？我怎么喝完后拉肚子到现在？”他回道：“啊？我也拉肚子，就是找不到原因，所以请你喝喝看……”

My roommate was sent to hospital for over-fatigue because he prepared for his CET. I went to visit to know how he felt like so I asked. "What did the doctor say？" He answered， "D-O-C-T-OR，doctor!"

舍友英语考级，日夜不休地背单词，终于疲劳过度进了医院，

The first I went to visit my girlfriend， parents. I wanted to tell a joke to break the ice at the table but her dad said："House rules，no talking during dinner." Later after I went there for seceral times， I got along very well with her dad and he always asked me to tell jokes during dinner. Once my girlfriend whisperpd to her dad， "How come you forget our house rule？”Her dad whispered back， "Your boyfriend is a fast eater. I need to slow him down or there would be noting left for us to eat."

第一次去女友家，吃饭的时候我想活跃下气氛，就准备讲个笑话，但她爸很严厉地说：“我家有个规矩，吃饭的时候不能说话。”后来去多了，熟了，每次吃饭的时候，她爸都要听我讲笑话。女友小声地问她爸：“您忘了咱家的规矩？”她爸也小声地说：“这货吃饭也太快了，不让他说话咱都没菜吃了。”