小屁孩日记

有这样个小屁孩，11岁的他可爱又有点儿淘气。他似乎有好多好多的鬼点子呢，他还有一本自己的日记。在日记里，小屁孩记下了自己生活中好多有趣儿的故事，还在日记本里画上了卡通图画呢。

小屁孩日记

Greg Heffley is an 11-year-old boy. He is kind， honest， smart and naughty. He has a lot of ideas. He has a diary. In his diary， he writes many interesting stories about his life. He also draws cartoons in his diary. He has a lot of problems in school. But he makes a lot of trouble， too. He runs away from a school singing contest（比赛）.He ofter wants to play tricks（捉弄）on others. But he always makes a fool of himself（出洋相）.He is not good at making friends. But he wants to be the most popular in his school.

Greg is not a good role model（榜样）.But US children like reading his diaries. In fact（实际上），everything Greg does， you should do the opposite（相反）. Do you want to read about him？ Go andread the book， Diary of a Wimpy Kid（《小屁孩日记》）.It won the Favorite Book award（奖项）at the2010 Kids' Choice Awards in the US.

【小练习】判断下面句子正确与否，正确的写”T”，错误的写“F"。

1.（）Greg Heffley is an ll-year-old boy.

2.（）Greg Heffley has no idea，but he has a diary

3.（）In his diary， he writes many interesting storiesabout his life.

4.（）He runs away from a school dancing contest（比赛）.

5.（）Greg is not a good role model（榜样）

英语小笑话

半个还是十分之五Half or Five Tenths？

Teacher： Would you rather have one half of an orangeor five tenths？

Gerald： l'd much rather have the half.

Teacher： Think carefully， and tell me why.

Gerald： Because you lose too much juice when youcut the orange into five tenths.

老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘？

杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

Iwant a nightmare想傲坏梦

Before the final examination， Tom told hismother，”Mom， I had a dream last night that l'dpassed today's exam.””Don't trust dreams， dear. It issaid what you experience in dreams usually turns outto be the opposite."Mother replied.”Then I do hopel"Dfail the other subjects in my dream tonight，”Tom said

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。