宝贝话匣子
2015-05-30
匹诺曹:话匣子里笑料多,笑出内伤概不负责!
一yì天tiān,我wǒ问wèn爸bà爸bɑ:“爸bà爸bɑ,爸bà爸bɑ,你nǐ有yǒu几jǐ个ɡe名mínɡ字zì啊ɑ?”爸bà爸bɑ说shuō:“我wǒ只zhǐ有yǒu一yí个ɡe名mínɡ字zì呀yɑ!”我wǒ嘟dū着zhe小xiǎo嘴zuǐ对duì爸bà爸bɑ说shuō:“你nǐ骗piàn人rén,你nǐ不bú是shì还hái有yǒu个ɡe名mínɡ字zì叫jiào‘淘táo气qì吗mɑ?”爸bà爸bɑ用yònɡ一yì种zhǒnɡ好hào奇qí的de眼yǎn神shén看kàn着zhe我wǒ说shuō:“‘淘táo气qì?谁shéi说shuō的de?”我wǒ歪wāi着zhe脑nǎo袋dɑi笑xiào着zhe对duì爸bà爸bɑ说shuō:“因yīn为wèi今jīn天tiān上shànɡ课kè的de时shí候hou,王wánɡ老lǎo师shī就jiù在zài同tónɡ学xué们men面miàn前qián说shuō我wǒ是shì‘淘táo气qì的de孩hái子zi!”爸bà爸bɑ听tīnɡ了le以yǐ后hòu哈hā哈hā大dà笑xiào,直zhí说shuō有yǒu道dào理lǐ。
今jīn天tiān回huí家jiā的de路lù上shɑnɡ,我wǒ考kǎo妈mā妈mɑ,我wǒ说shuō:“妈mā妈mɑ你nǐ知zhī不bu知zhī道dào今jīn天tiān老lǎo师shī为wèi什shén么me没méi有yǒu表biǎo扬yánɡ我wǒ?”妈mā妈mɑ说shuō:“那nà是shì因yīn为wèi你nǐ表biǎo现xiàn得de不bú够ɡòu好hǎo。”我wǒ笑xiào嘻xī嘻xī地de说shuō:“错cuò,那nà是shì因yīn为wèi老lǎo师shī今jīn天tiān请qǐnɡ假jià了le!”
一yí日rì,进jìn行xínɡ孝xiào道dào教jiào育yù。爸bà爸bɑ对duì儿ér子zi说shuō:“晚wǎn辈bèi要yào孝xiào顺shùn长zhǎnɡ辈bèi,你nǐ看kàn,姥lǎo姥lɑo孝xiào顺shùn老lǎo姥lǎo姥lɑo,爸bà爸bɑ妈mā妈mɑ要yào孝xiào顺shùn爷yé爷ye奶nǎi奶nɑi、姥lǎo姥lɑo姥lǎo爷ye。”儿ér子zi问wèn:“那nà我wǒ要yào孝xiào顺shùn谁shéi?”妈mā妈mɑ笑xiào着zhe说shuō:“你nǐ要yào孝xiào顺shùn爷yé爷ye奶nǎi奶nɑi、姥lǎo姥lɑo姥lǎo爷ye、爸bà爸bɑ妈mā妈mɑ啊ɑ!”儿ér子zi大dà叫jiào:“不bù公ɡōnɡ平pínɡ,为wèi什shén么me我wǒ要yào孝xiào顺shùn的de人rén比bǐ你nǐ们men多duō啊ɑ?”
匹诺曹:哈哈,很公平,因为儿子得到长辈的关爱也是最多的啊!
汤tānɡ佳jiā琪qí的de爸bà爸bɑ是shì山shān东dōnɡ人rén。有yǒu一yì天tiān,汤tānɡ佳jiā琪qí看kàn到dào“最zuì可kě爱ài的de人rén”这zhè几jǐ个ɡe字zì,就jiù问wèn爸bà爸bɑ:“爸bà爸bɑ,你nǐ是shì什shén么me人rén?”
爸bà爸bɑ说shuō:“我wǒ是shì山shān东dōnɡ大dà汉hàn!”
佳jiā琪qí说shuō:“哦ò,我wǒ知zhī道dào的de,就jiù是shì三sān个ɡe月yuè都dōu不bú下xià雨yǔ!”
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