我的伤腿！

Johnny在与朋友们踢完足球前往酒吧的路上滑倒摔伤了腿，Sarah和Olivia都笑话他。这时Magda前来请教他面试的经验，他正好借此暂时忘记腿的伤痛。不料Olivia那捣蛋的外甥Joe一过来，让Johnny的伤腿雪上加霜！

Johnny: Oucchh!! Be careful!

Fadi: All right, all right...Im trying…youre heavy!

Harry: Hell need his 1)crutch...hang on...here you go...OK? Can you sit down now?

Johnny: Yeah. I think so.

Olivia: Oh my goodness! What has happened?

Sarah: Johnny! What have you done to your leg?

Johnny: Sporting injury.

Sarah: Oh no! What happened?

Johnny: Well, we were playing football...me and the boys.

Harry/Fadi: Yeah, thats right, we were, yeah…

Johnny: And I was Sun Jihai, from Manchester City.

Harry: I was Drogba, from Chelsea.

Fadi: And I was David Beckham, of course.

Sarah/Olivia: (laughter)

Sarah: So you were playing football, and Johnny got injured?

Harry/Johnny/Fadi: Ermm…

Olivia: Did someone kick him?

Fadi: No.

Sarah: Did he fall over?

Harry: Not exactly.

Olivia: What happened then?

Fadi: It wasnt really a sporting injury.

Sarah: Go on!

Johnny: It was kind of a sporting injury.

Fadi: But wed actually finished playing football.

Harry: And we decided to go to the pub for a drink.

Fadi: And as we were walking there...

Johnny: I slipped and fell over.

Olivia/Sarah: (silent, surprised a moment)...What?

Olivia: Thats ridiculous!

Sarah: Thats 2)hilarious! (laughter)

Johnny: Hmmpph. Thank you very much. Here comes Magda, at least shell give me some sympathy. Hi Magda!

Magda: Hi Johnny. Oh dear! What happened to your leg?

Johnny: Long story...dont really want to talk about it.

Olivia: Really Magda, its better if you dont know.

Sarah: Just dont ask! Well tell you later. Dont worry!

Magda: Erm, OK then...sure. Listen, Johnny, I was hoping you were going to give me some interview advice. Do you remember? I have an important interview next week.

Johnny: Oh sure, yeah, I remember. Yes, good idea—Ill give you some tips.Itll help take my mind off this injury. So, interviews, well, first thing—make sure you dress smartly.

Magda: How do you mean “smartly”?

Johnny: Well, wear a suit, a grey one.

Magda: A womans suit?

Johnny: Yeah. You know the kind of thing, skirt and a jacket.

Magda: OK.

Sarah: Erm, Im not sure thats always right, though. It depends on the company, surely.

Magda: How do you mean?

Sarah: Well, if youre going to a company where everybody wears smart suits—like the kind of people Johnny works with—then, yeah, you should wear a suit. But if the company youre applying to isnt the kind of company where everyone wears suits all the time.

Olivia: Where people dress more 3)casually.

Sarah: Exactly. You dont want to look 4)overdressed, too formal.

Magda: No, I guess not.

Olivia: You just need to look like you fit in!

Johnny: Yeah, thats good advice. But you have to know first, and thats the second thing I wanted to say—research the company! Find out as much about them as you can! Dont let them ask all the questions.

Sarah: Yes, thats right—they always give you a chance to ask a question, so ask an intelligent question!

Johnny: Just one or two questions are enough, no more than that.

Sarah: Yeah, to make you sound interested, and look interested.

Johnny: Precisely—look interested. Body language. Its really important. Make sure you look the interviewers in the eyes.

Sarah: But dont stare at them!

Magda: No.

Johnny: But show youre confident, and you know what youre talking about.

Magda: Thats the problem. Im not sure that I do!

Johnny: Oh, and dont be late for the interview! Plan to get there early.

Magda: So much advice, so much to think about. Its making me more nervous, not less!

Olivia: Oh dear.

Sarah: Dont worry, thats the important thing. Relax and enjoy it! (crashing noise) Whats that?

Olivia: Oh, I forgot to tell you all—my nephew Joe is here again today.

Fadi: I remember Joe. Hes the little boy whos always...(sound of something breaking)...exactly!

Olivia: Joe! Slow down please! Joe! Please be careful!

Magda: Hes so sweet.

Johnny: Hes sweet as long as he doesnt come near my...aaaagghhhh!!!!...my injured leg!

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